Burt

Sound of a fart in a bathtub.

Taking a bath with your lady and Burt. You say you called.

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Burting

{Buhr-Tuh} (verb) The act of copying; to take; to recreate someone else's idea as your own.

1) Dude, I totally burted your blog's poll

2) This is unit 32, do you burt?

3) Man, stop burting my blog!

Burts

When your butt gets injured

"oh man, my butt really burts!"

Burt

An office prank in which a co-worker forgets to lock their workstation and walks away and someone changes their background to a google image if Burt Reynolds nude on a bearskin rug for them to admire in all its hairy glory when they get back.

Matt: Dude Alex went to move his car.
Brandon: Someone Burt him quick!

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Burt

The Burt (ϴ) is a derived unit of energy or work in the International System of Burt. It is equal to the energy expended (or work done) in applying a force of one Bubble (ø) through a distance of one FWOOSH! (☄), or in passing a current of one Egg (⊗) through a resistance of one Potato (♨) for one second, or in a passage of audible pique (☹) for one second.

One Burt (ϴ) = 1(ø x ☄) = (((kg x ☄) / (s^2)) x ☄) = ((kg(☄^2))/(s^2)) = (((⊗)x(♨)) x (☄^3)) = 1(☹ x s)

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burt

A sophisticated language founded in Abu Dhabi, UAE by leading underground linguistics.

burger --> BURGHURGHUR?!?!
hurghada ---> HURGHURGURGUR?!?!?!
Shawerma ---> SHWURMUR?!?!?!
burt ---> BURTURDUR?!?!

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burt

when you burp and fart at the same time it feels funny but its hilarious

Dude i gotta burt!

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