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The act of a man cumming on a womans sodden vagina.
Source: I just made this up.
Babe i want you to butter my jelly tonight and then we'll sleep in it.
a nice car that has tan interior and purple grape exterior
my car is candy purple(jelly0 and tan(butter) on the inside
so its peanut butter and jelly
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A form of diarrhea that is divided evenly between runny, light brown hued shit, and bloody mucous which, in the correct proportions, produce a substance that is near identical in all but taste and smell to the inside of a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jellies are sneaky, disguising themselves as an innocent fart until it's too late. This covert shit often creates an asscrack which is absolutely overflowing in this shit/blood combination, aptly nicknamed a "peanut butter and jelly sandwich".
Peanut Butter and Jelly emits a stench so foul that direct inhalation may cause extensive nerve and spinal damage and, in rare cases, may lead to compulsive vomiting in the presence of actual toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with a PB&J, and make sure to wear safety goggles at all times.
Yeah sorry I couldn't make it last night. I had a nasty Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich and was up into the wee hours of the morning cleaning up.
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When a man takes a laxative and then poops diarrhea into a womans vagina while she is on her period, and then has sex with her.
Man -Hey, Im gonna peanut butter and jelly you.
Woman -Cool
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When you butt fuck a girl and get the peanut butter poo on your dick and then fuck her vagina while she's on her period with the jelly. The peanut butter dick may or may not be inserted into the girl's mouth.
I heard that skank-ass hoe loves butt sex and fucking on the rag. She even likes peanut butter and jelly.
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When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.
After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!
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Someone does peanut butter and jelly needs their dung tongue sliced off along with their head.
I was quite disgusted when I heard about how some cuntheads make peanut butter and jelly. Then I remembered some shitheads will do anything.
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