butter-knifing

the political discussion of the of the legality of a situation or substance

Jessica and i were butter-knifing over the status quo and social position of marijuana

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Peanut Butter Knife

The knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwhich that you set near the sink, because you’re not sure if you’re done using it. Can be used metaphorically to refer to something else.

•“Hey don’t do dishes, my peanut butter knife is by the sink. I might be hungry later.”

•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”

“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”

Butter Knife Technique

During intercourse a man ejaculates onto the woman’s forehead. The man quickly reaches for his butter knife and spreads the cum across the woman’s forehead like he’s buttering bread

Chris: “Yo guys I tried out the butter knife technique on Leela, she was so pissed.”

Butter-Cream Knifing

When a fabulously gay baker insults you

That was a brutal Butter-Cream Knifing....

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

Butter knife bitch

Someone who makes it out of the hood in pursuit of culinary aspirations. Usually an individual not respected by the people they moved on from.

"Nah, he just a butter knife bitch, man. Fuck Em'."

Butter Knife Bitch

Someone who makes it out of the hood in pursuit of culinary aspirations. Usually someone not respected by the people they moved on from.

"Nah, Fuck Em'. He just a butter knife bitch."