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Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!
I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!
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Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because kinda smells like butter.
As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!
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Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because it kinda smells like butter.
As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!
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She got pregnant, but man did i butter her toast!
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getting burned (mentally)
you just got burnt like buttered toast
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A fake online graduation dinner that forces students to eat butter and toast while their school is trying to pass it of as an formal event to put a PR spin on their incompetence. The speeches will most likely contain pens and empathy.
How will we be doing graduation dinner?“butter and toast”
When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast
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