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The female version of NAMBLA. Don't let the innocent-sounding name fool you, they advance basically the same agenda as NAMBLA: Equal rights for pedophiles. Although, statistically speaking, female pedophiles are something of a rarity, so Butterfly Kisses probably isn't as big a threat to common sense as NAMBLA is. Still, most logical people will abhor pedophilia, and as such they will look down on any organization that promotes such behavior.
Some would say that EVERYONE deserves equal rights, even pedophiles, but I don't think that's a very rational point of view. The great majority of small children don't understand sex in the slightest, so they can't really consent to it. Besides, having sex (or attempting it) with someone at age 6 or so can lead to SEVERE psychological complications further down the road.
Person A: "Say, what's Butterfly Kisses? Sounds like a touchy-feely New Age thing."
Person B: "They're female pedophiles seeking equal rights, despite the fact that it contradicts the law and society's moral standards."
Person A: "They're humans too, they deserve the same rights as everyone else."
Person B: "They DO enjoy those rights, but fucking kids isn't one of them. That's deplorable. The child would undoubtedly be hurt and confused afterwards. Hell, a good number of serial killers were raped or had sexual advances made on them as kids and cited it as a mitigating factor in their killings."
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Placing one's puckered butthole against someone else's face. First, spread your butt cheeks so as to fully expose the butthole. Next, slowly place the butthole up against someone's face. Finally, let go of the butt cheeks, so that they slap the person's face and flutter like a butterfly's wings.
Danny gave Alfredo several butterfly kisses while he was sleeping last night.
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The gayest thing you can do.
Butterfly kisses are extremely gay.
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The female equivalent of NAMBLA.
Can I join butterfly kisses?
Okay! Let's go have gay sex with a three year old! Yaaay!
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To touch your lips gently against someones skin and tickled them with your tongue.
He gave her little butterfly kisses on her neck
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A fart that travels superiorly, causing audible labial vibration. Most likely to occur when a female farts while reclined in tight pants. Not to be misconstrued as a queef traveling superiorly causing labial vibrations; women don't fart during sex.
While watching the game he asked "what was that sound and why are you giggling?". She replied "a butterfly kiss".
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when you flutter your eyelashes on someones bootyhole
tonight i want him to give me butterfly kisses.
what girl, on yo bootyhole?
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