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Butter her muffin:Have sex with her
From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.
Erik: Man, Kristjana is smokin' hot
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!
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Term used to describe a male ejaculating on a vag.
Jenna: Will you butter my muffin?
Chase: Sure! I'd love to... come over at 4.
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1. To take a tasty muffin snack and apply butter. Quite why it needs butter is anyone's guess
2. To jizz liberally over a girl's breasts (muffins)
"Did you get anywhere with Katy last night?" "Yeah, I gave her a pounding and then pulled out and asked her if I could butter your muffins."
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These words are typically used to refer to unprotected sex. thus buttering the muffin.
guy: would you like me to butter your muffin?
girl: My muffin is buttered enough thanks.
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To no longer be a virgin. Mentioned in Mean Girls by Jason
I buttered her muffin yeaterday and she got AIDS (oops!)
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
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"would you like your muffin buttered?"
-meangirls
"would you like to butter my muffin?"
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