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To stick penis in light socket
George took the power out for 3 days because he did a buzzer.
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Buzzer bombing is a common practice at apartment buildings where a visitor presses every button on the intercom system until someone lets them in.
"Dude, Frank ain't buzzing me in!"
"Bro, why aren't you just buzzer bombing the entire building? Someone will letchu in!"
The vibrating sensation you get when the person you are sodomizing farts across your penis.
"Putting up with the smell was well worth it to get to experience that wonderful Joy Buzzer across my dong!"
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After a night out at the club, you've relentlessy hit on girls but had no luck, looks like you struck out for the night..but wait, there's 15 minutes left on the clock(before the club closes) you see one last girl, talk to her, she agrees to go home with you...BUZZZZZER BEATER!!!! fuckin clutch play!
rules:
a) only counts as a "buzzer beater" if its within the last 15 minutes before the club closes
b) mad bonus points if you happen to have a portable airhorn on you and as soon as the chick agrees to go home with you, you bust it out and start blaring it in her face while shouting "buzzer beater!,buzzer beater! buzzer beater!!" (optional...if you're a fucking pussy, if not its mandatory)
Stu: yo calen, you pull last night bra? I saw you chillin with the boys til mad late
Calen: Chyeaa boi, slayed a Buzzer-Beater.., was 1:55 and I pulled a clutch play, not gonna lie though she was a 4 at best
Stu: classic calen, slaying dragons, beating buzzers, #dragonslayer, #buzzerbeater #yolo #goalo
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The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.
Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.
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Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.
“Drew died tragically, thankfully he hit a buzzer beater so his lineage survived.”
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