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AKA The Lord of the Range Balls. El Caballo is the Demon ruling the land of Noogoria. He is recognized by his scorpion like face and massive legs capable of sending men 30 yards with one kick. It is also written that one day a hero will emerge and take the land of Noogoria from his grasp.
"When El Caballo arrives. All citized scatter."
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usually used in a weird mexican accent. Meaning "the horse" People crack up after hearing this.
Ale: Can we go to chickfila?
Vicky: El caballo! weird mexican accent
Ale: is that a yes?
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Although, merely human, this man is typically confused for a centaur, usually due to his large endowment. El Caballo definitely doesn’t skip leg day and avoids soy products at all costs due to their tendency to cause a spike in estrogen. Subsequently, he is also hated by beta males. Fueled by croquetas and chocha, El Caballo wants and welcomes all the smoke. Also notorious for full mounting women and sitting on their faces. Despite the haters, El Caballo always stays sucker free.
“Holy shit, does he have three legs? Must be El Caballo”
“Bro, that guy doesn’t give AF what anyone thinks about him and says lo qué le sale de la pinga… ese es El Caballo”
“It’s doesn’t matter that it’s 3 of us and just him… he’s has enough dick for all of us, he’s El Caballo”