Man-Cake Batter

a clever was of saying jizz

i'm going to blow a big batch of man-cake batter in your face

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11 inch cake batter maker

A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter.

Jennifer: Wow who made this much cake batter and left it out?

Tom: Thats not cake batter but i'll show you my 11 inch cake batter maker! (whips it out and ejaculates on jennifer)

Jennifer: What the fuck tom?! its all thick and hot and tastes so good!

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Batter cake

When a group of people batter the fucking shit out of someone

oi mandem let's give that person a batter cake

stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”