cak.

Slang for the following:
1.) A bit of poo/excrement
2.) Something deemed to be rubbish, inferior or just shit...

1.)..."Have you seen that cat, i'm sure it just had a cak in your flower bed." ..."Hey, is that cak on your shoe; smells like cak, looks like cak....must be some cak."

2.) "Hey, (whoever) you do talk such cak!!"....."Have you seen that film insert own film it was just complete cak!"

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Cakked

To have intercourse. usally refering to a ugly person.

damn did you hear James Cakked that nasty ho Amy

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CAK

Acronym for: Corporate Ass Kisser.

That guy at the office who will throw anyone under the bus to get ahead and gain favor in the boss's eyes.

A suck up who will do anything to please the boss.

"Ya, he's a fucking CAK. He'd do anything to climb the ladder."

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cak

Male Genitalia; a Penis; a Cock.

Pixagen sucks cak all day long

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Cak

a person of obnoxious or inept character; unreliable, a fumbler, feckless, with inane speech, and a spoiler.

The food poisoning was the result of the cak hand of my husband's cookery.
Beethoven's 5th became a cacophony under the cak baton of Maestro Bozo.

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Cak

1. British way of saying 'cock'.

2. An African male sex organ

Pak the ca' in the cak.

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Cak

1. Cake or similar confectionery.
2. A small, plastic cactus.

"May I have a piece of cak?"

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