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To utilze the leg as method of sexual stimulation by inserting the limb calf deep into either the anus or vagina of a willing or unwilling recipient.
Steve was caught calfing Jenny in the bathroom at Denny's last weekend! Shit was up to his knee!
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A non mainstream way of saying lol. Can't Abstain From Laughing.
Sam: Check out this funny pic!
Mark: Cafl dude!
James: Lol tom!
Tom: You are so mainstream. Say Calf!
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He was Bayern and I beat him 5-1 with Celtic; he is such a Quiet Calf!
A gentleman of Eastern European origins, named after the shapes of their heads, often resembling a calf. Usually seen working as menial handymen on building sites.
"I can't get a job in my own country due to all these cheap calf heads here."
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A calf that is so ripped it looks like you have a butt on the back of your leg.
Jon: "I've been working out lately, can you tell?"
Joe: "Yeah, nice butt calves."
Billy: "Nice butt calf"
Dan: "Thank you"
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To find yourself in a highly undesirable situation like paying twice for something, or being sold stolen items, fooled into thinking they were 100% genuine. Basically any situation you are fooled into so severe that you feel like someone has pushed your calfs back and had aggressive intercourse with your anal passage. Hence term calf push
piss take robbed well and truly mocked pants pulled down calf push
After pushing while skating for an extended period of time, the calf of the standing leg starts to hurt badly. This is known as skater's calf.
Skater 1 - Dude, I got skater's calf.
Skater 2 - Dude, me too.
Skater 1 - Ow.
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