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Adjective describing a calorie dense and typically nutritionally empty food which is gloriously delicious.
That box of glazed donuts was calorious.
Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.
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the wrong way to spell calories. Why are you still here weren't you trying to look up calories
Esmeralda: I wonder what urban dictionary says about calories...
Alexandra: oh ok ill get my laptop
Searches: urban dictionary caloris
Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night
-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night
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Little tiny monsters that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.
Kendall knew she shouldn't have eaten the cheese fries, as the calories would get revenge for it.
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Mmm.. girl that cheesecake is so calorious. your butt will grow two sizes.
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the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.
Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.
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