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An epic gamer that is forever alone and depressed mainly sits in a dark room playing super smash bro's ultimate or persona 5 while drinking 2 cans of coke a day and rarely sleeps.
"Sir I'm sorry you have calum"
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A male's name. Usually very good looking and intelligent.
Wow Calum is so hot! Did i mention he is smart too? I am totally going to ask him out!
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Calum is a person who hoards food and dosent give it to his beloved cousin Ruairi. He dosent like Jeff the Killer and cant climb a ladder especially his bunk bed ladder. He dosent have any friends accept for an epic rugby man called Don. He dosent know the difference between Tomato Ketchup, Red Sauce and Tomato sauce and he thinks that colourblind people cant see stairs. He hates custard and is vegetarian. He is allergic to McDonald's, KFC, Burger King and a lovely little Northern Irish restaurant called Friar Tucks. He also dosent know that razors are sharp and one day when he was little he scraped his finger. He also tortures Wallaces
Calum: Ewwww its McDonald's
Always the best rocket league player in the room. Uses no brain power to achieve great succession and everything comes to ease.
Why is that guy so perfect at everything he tries. Definitely a Calum
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Calum is a name that is the most energetic and hentai/anime addict best friend/boyfriend (if your dating a Calum). He will make your life a better place and he will always be there for you if you need help with something even if it's hiding a dead body he will do anything. When Calum is down all you need to cheer him up is hugs (that's if he wants to weirdo) even if he is away all you need is virtual hugs over the phone when Calum is happy he will talk about hentai women with big boobs but he is still fun to be around. Calum will and I mean WILL bully for your height even if you are short or tall and thinks he has the biggest dick, the biggest dick energy (like straight girls where you at?) he also gives the most amazing biggest white boy smile and f-boy face (like I'm not complaining because he does). Overall Calum is just the most amazing name.
Calum is the best name
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Calum is that dude. He loves to wear clout goggles and wigs and tbh he looks totally rad. Calum also loves willy wonka and will shock you with his willy wonka. Calum also loves pink bubble baths.
Calum is cool
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