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calzones (kahl-sown-ehs) Underwear, Also chones (choe-nehs) or (chonees)
" Just a minute, keep your chones on."
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to get owned by italian dishes, such as pizza or calzones.
I just got calzoned by that pepperoni pie, i can't eat another bite!
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An idiot who is unaware of how stupid they are, can also be used with the term mook or Jabroni.
You utter calzone. You are acting like a total calzone.
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When a guy ejaculates into a girl's vagina, then she crawls on top of him and squeezes the man-goo out onto his chest, not unlike squeezing a cheese calzone.
That bitch got so mad when I came in her that she calzoned me.
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The art of yaking a freshly baked calzone from Binghamton's DP Dough after consuming nothing but tequila for 4 hours straight.
I walked back from DP Dough and started calzoning this guys bathroom. It got calzoned so bad.
(n) A Southern Californian who has moved to Arizona. Usually a self righteous, drunk, bigot, college kid who goes to an Arizona college (on daddy's money) because they couldn't get into USC or UCLA.
I.E. USC (or UCLA) overflow that resides in Arizona.
Todd is such a calzone.
Look at those calzones.
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a very attractive woman who has big boobs and a fat ass, made up by a complete idiot who i love very much.
apparently, the "bread" is the boobs and the "cheese" is the ass.
"Emily's a Calzone"
"no she's not, she doesn't have enough bread."
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