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Can-opener

When two males perform double anal penetration on a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) anal cavity and both precede to move away from each other while still inserted, thus forcing the anal cavity to spread, or rip depending on your level of arousal. This can cause feces and blood to spill out onto the "can-opener's" junk. Precede with caution.

Jared and Jay did the can-opener on Brittany the other night in the high school parking lot.

by Kyle Kuff March 11, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Can opener

When a one-toothed bitch rips open your ball bag.

Hey Larry, I got drunk last, night fucked an old whore, and she gave me a can opener.

by Fidifo July 18, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Can Opener

The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.

I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.

I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.

by Jim lahey69 October 13, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Can Opener

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Can Opener

Such a fierce buttox explosion that the methane all comes out at once. Causing the cheeks to fully seperate, and observers to flee.
Almost toxic.

As Jim went to light his cigarette, the extremelly large woman bending over in front of him let out a can opener causing the whole place to explode.

by Jackie & Emilie August 4, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Can Opener

A vagina with tremendous muscular control; e.g. capable of opening a can.

Q: Have you got any beer in the back of your truck?

A: Nope, sorry dude I've only got your girlfriend back here.

Dude: Well, be careful, she's got a real can opener.

by Oregontrials December 1, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Idaho Can Opener

Where a guy is having sex a girl and another guy is giving it to the girl anal. The girl moves up and down like a can opener and when both men are about to cum she moves so the "fizz" goes everywhere.

"Did you get your room repainted?"
"No, Jessica, Mike, and I just did the Idaho Can Opener."

by idahoepotathoes November 6, 2013