U-Can-2

1. -The act of believing your innocent.
2. -Able to add insignificant conversation to any thread.
3. -A new state of Alcoholism.
4. -The ability to ruin ones sexlife.
5. -Charming in a funny kinda way, but not really.

"U-can-2 get bad SoupAss after a day of drinking"

4👍 7👎

can i eat u

Can I eat u?

pussy

Can I eat u tonight in bed

6👍 1👎

Shred as much as u can

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.

Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can

5👍 3👎

bite off more than what u can chew

to take on a task that is too big

i don't think that u can lift that large rock, don't try to bite off more than what u can chew..

can u stop being annoying

A teacher is around and your pissed but if you curse youll get in hella trouble
AKA means can u stop being the biggest bitch on the planet thank you

Girl:Do u want it,i said you u want it
You"can u stop being annoying

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

i can show u the world

i can show you the worlddd :)

A WHOLE NEWW WORLDDDDDD A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEWWWW

ahahah slay

i can show u the worldddd, shining shimmering splendid