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When a one-toothed bitch rips open your ball bag.
Hey Larry, I got drunk last, night fucked an old whore, and she gave me a can opener.
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a derogatory term for a male homosexual
Check out those two guys, I bet you they are a pair of can openers
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The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.
I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.
I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.
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I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.
I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!
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Such a fierce buttox explosion that the methane all comes out at once. Causing the cheeks to fully seperate, and observers to flee.
Almost toxic.
As Jim went to light his cigarette, the extremelly large woman bending over in front of him let out a can opener causing the whole place to explode.
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A vagina with tremendous muscular control; e.g. capable of opening a can.
Q: Have you got any beer in the back of your truck?
A: Nope, sorry dude I've only got your girlfriend back here.
Dude: Well, be careful, she's got a real can opener.
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Where a guy is having sex a girl and another guy is giving it to the girl anal. The girl moves up and down like a can opener and when both men are about to cum she moves so the "fizz" goes everywhere.
"Did you get your room repainted?"
"No, Jessica, Mike, and I just did the Idaho Can Opener."