Candle

1: Someone is hot/hard headed; doesn’t change their mind
2: Something fire or fye; is sexc or fine. Even thicc

1: “What a candle bruh!”
2: “Ohhh she a whole candleeeee🤤🤤😍”

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The Candle

1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle

Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...

Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!

Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.

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candle

A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.

Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it

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candled

1. Drunk
2. Full
3. Tired, exhausted
4. wasted
5. wasted by drugs
6. spaced

I'm totally candled, shouldnt have drunk all that white lightning

Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled

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Candle

A smelly 10 cent piece of wax that you can burn that females buy for $20. Once used for light before electricity and the lightbulb.

Should I buy the $15 peach raspberry candle or the $25 holiday sampler?

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candles

Safe word. The desperate plea to stop after a long night of domination, getting beat like Rodney King.

Susan? Damn, bitch! Whatcha doin' with that twelve-iron? Candles! CANDLES!

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candle

a joint, a blunt, its so thin and white that when lit it looks like a birthday candle

Katt Williams: "I have 12 candles at my house. I've been waiting to burn them mudafuckas"

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