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The foward cavity of a female, typically of good looking girls. Also known as the vagina.
Grrrr-Bet she wishes I could visit her candyland.
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the most hardcore drinking game ever. you take the kids game and make rules to go along with the color cards you draw. red=rule green=rhyme orange=catagory blue=guys drink purple=girls drink yellow=you drink double cards=you take two then follow the color rule character card=chug the rest of your open drink.
we played candyland and joey threw up all over my wall.
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A type of child like place where no negativiety, harsh words, adults words, competitive banter, equal defensive response is allowed. It is another form of Care bear land or Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Imagine the most sensitive realm of existence.
This game has turned into candyland because of all the cry babies that can't handle the harsh words I accurately use to describe them.
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Another way of saying lets have Oral Sex. Especially if some else is in the room or something.
Jaclyn:Oh i wanna play candyland!
Tim:alrighty then
Rick: Pshh thats gay im leaving now.
( they straddle each other and 69)
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A pill pushing mental institute.
Especially: free mental institutes where doctors have stocks in specific drug companies and prescribe drugs only from such companies to line their own pockets on the government dime.
Welcome to Candyland, I was sent here from the prison system for attempted suicide. I was there for child molestation. Want a necklace? I made it with your name in it only I ran out of "J's" so I used a "G" See, it says "Gohn
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The sudden burst of flavor realized while providing oral pleasure to a male’s rear orifice, most commonly in the form of a maraschino Cherry, but may vary due to local customs and cultural nuances.
I was eating dat ass, and after a short period, candyland had been reached.
And then unexpectedly, I stumbled upon candyland whilst tongue deep in dat ass.
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A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.
I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.
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