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Eric Cantor

The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.

When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.

Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.

Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".

Eric Cantor: "screw you guys, I'm going home."

by coffee_drinker October 17, 2011

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Rob Cantor

yellow tie (this suave fellow) writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites

rOB CANTOR being rOB CANTOR as always in his alboom NOT a TRAMPOLINE

by robber canter November 27, 2022


Eric Cantor

U.S. Congressman or possibly manager of the asshole store.

'Eric Cantor reminds me of the Manager of the asshole store.' -Lewis Black.

by Johnny Blac February 10, 2009

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Evan Cantor

A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.

Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.

An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.

Did you see Evan Cantor? He’s looking really fat today.

by bluegillspillway September 20, 2019


joey cantore

Savage asf, and always hungry.
Favorite words= food, boobs, bdubs, and 69

Joey cantore loves boobs and also bdubs

by the majestic unicorn February 4, 2018


Joey cantore

Savage asf, and always hungry
Favorite words= food, boobs, bdubs, and 69

Joey cantore loves boobs and bdubs and also 69ing

by the majestic unicorn February 4, 2018


Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.

One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing or loving them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing or loving them. Displaying something on an overhead sign isnt saying what's on your mind to somebody. I never liked or loved a guy I never met, and I'd never pretend to or claim that I did, especially not a guy from a video on the internet or someone from TV or the radio.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020