canyon

someone who likes to ride horses and bitch at everyone about everything.

chloe: markala, shut the fuck up. nobody cares.
markala: damn! quit being such a canyon.

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Canyon

A unique period in the menstrual cycle, Justin Bieber being the only known woman to experience this stage of the cycle. It involves ovulation from the kidneys, rather than ovaries and can cause high distress levels, often resulting in an inability to walk.

Male A - "Dude, what's up with her?"
Male B - "I dunno man, it's like she's on her canyon"

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Canyon

A women's vagina that is wider than a tire and deeper than a pool.

Did you hear that Linda has a Canyon in her pants.

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Canyon

A dirty fuck-boy who dates people that are younger than him.

His "type" is skinny fake girls don't forget they have to be younger then him. (A grade or two)

Canyon is rude and disrespectful and thinks the word "Autism" and "Cancer" is hilarious.

Canyon is a fuckboy

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canyon

Places where redneck high schoolers party at. Location often provides the opportunity of "mudding." Canyon parties are fun, no doubt, but often not very well thought-out.

*Big & Rich blaring in the background of canyon party*
"Shit son! the po's are coming! Let's climb up into the trees so we don't get caught!"
*4 hours later*
"Well, I'm finally sobering up...do you think they wrote down my license plates while they were here?"

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Canyoned

Having sex with a girl in the ass. Based on the act of inserting one's dick inside of a girl's "Canyon" or ass in this case.

I swear. On Everything. I have never Canyoned her.

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Canyon

Hottest fucking gaping white whoredawg who loves fucking his pet river.

Guy 1: Yo dude, don’t go over there.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because that’s Canyon fucking his pet River!

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