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Can party like man but love like a woman. Swears like a sailor, which many actually are. Four thirty racks between five friends is an uneventful night. They call the beach their home and Buffett thier hero. Professional funnelers and funhavers. Their motto "They just can't keep up." And by "they" they mean you.
cape cod girls for president!
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Extremely fat; grossly overweight.
Oh wait, thats the definition for obese. Which is what they all are.
Synonyms for Cape Girls: beefy, big, blimp, brawny, broad, bulging, bulky, bull, burly, butterball, chunky, corpulent, cow, distended, dumpy, elephantine, fleshy, gargantuan, gross, heavy, heavyset, hefty, husky, inflated, jelly-belly, lard, large, meaty, obese, oversize, paunchy, plump, plumpish, ponderous, porcine, portly, potbellied, pudgy, roly-poly, rotund, solid, stout, stubby, swollen, thickset, tubby, weighty, whale
Yo! See that huge group of fat girls in the water?
-You mean the Bay of Pigs?
Yeah, those are some Cape Girls.
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We're the girls that live life to its fullest, and being at the beach all the time is just a bonus. We don't think we're better than you, we just know how to have more fun. We're not afraid to go beer for beer (or shot for shot) with anyone (not even the tough guys). Our life is, and always will be, your vacation. You can find us at bonfires, at beach parties, or just cruising the Cape in our Wranglers. We don't need to compare our tans, because we know ours are better. We don't need to bleach our hair, because the sun does it for us (besides... brunettes do it better). We don't need to workout, because playing football on the beach with the guys is enough.
And we don't have to take shit from girls around the world, because we get it that you're just jealous.
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FUN. we like our beers light, our friends heavy, and our parties every night of the week
cape girls are hot, but they might be alocholics :)
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not all are fat from drinking and, if you can believe it, some actually are intelligent and can hold their own in a conversation. not only concerned with their looks and tans, but if that's what you think, get a life cuz you've got another thing comin' for you, bitch.
the sexy cape girls are the ones who aren't caught up in themselves
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The bitches with the dough.
Cape Girls got the hook ups.
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fun, the preppiest, easy-going chill girls, that live to have a good time, party, and hang at the beach. they live for lilly pulitzer, polo, and lacoste, and vacation on nantucket,and martha's vineyard. although the summer seasons are tough with the streets JAM PACKED with tourists, they still find ways to live up the summers on the cape!!whether its chilling at the beach, or drinking and lovin the house party's, they have fun. they shop at the sweetest places on the cape-mashpee commons, main street hyannis, or anywhere in nantucket or martha's vineyard. using words like "wicked" and "pissa" cape girls are sexy, fun. energetic, and unlike any others!!
jaime-hey i feel the need to splurge, lets get on the island queen and spend the day on the vineyard.
caitlyn-yea! that sounds like wicked fun!! i need a new lilly shirt too.
jaime-its nice out and it will be like WICKED tourist packed though
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