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A total cesspool full of idiots that fight each other over nothing, heroin addicts, a shitload of liberals despite having a handfull of rednecks in every town. Tons of illegal immigrants and drunks. No jobs anywhere whatsoever and insanely high rent. Do not go here you will never get out.
Jim: Hey joe do you wanna move into cape may county?
Joe: FUCK NO. My buddy moved there ended up homeless and jobless, got hooked on heroin and od’d in the walmart bathroom.
Jim: yeah me either i got robbed every time i went outside.
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One of the finest shores in new jersey. Cape may pointers are basically only for the rich people to go down there. The lowest house on the market is either 1 million or 1.5 million. If you are a renter at the point, no one that has a house down there will talk to you. Teenage girls and boys are very very extremely snobby to renters, because of being locals.They think they own the town. Teenagers can walk to the circle at night and hang out with their friends. There are over 5 beaches on a street. Kids can walk to the general store and just hang out. Riding bikes is the most fun to do, especially if you ride into cape may and go shopping in the square. Cape may and cape may point are known for their houses, being so beautiful, antiquish and there use of colors, using bright colors to pop ones eyes. Teenage girls like to go to the cove during the day, about 50 hott surfer boys are there! Go to cape may point even for a week! every body nos each other so its great!
teengirl renter;;ahh so many hott guys down in cape may point!
teengirl owner;;yea, there owners as well, us locals usually stick together.
local teenage guys and girls have their group, they wont let renters in.
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Five vehicles waiting at a red light.
I’m goin to be a minute late. Got caught in a Cape May Traffic Jam.
Cape may technical high school also known as "vape may tech" is where the awkward and weird kids go. Many who felt they would get beat up if they went anywhere else such as middle township. Kids who go here are call themselves alternative but in reality are goth. Usually have CMTHS in their instagram bio with emojis like "💯🤙🏻🔥"
Sarah: I applied to cape may technical high school !!
Johnny: Same!! 💯 maybe we can talk the same exploratory class! LMAO
Sarah: LOL RAWR XD!!!!!!!!
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Alex Zick owns Kent Lambie who owns Cape May, thus Alex Zick owns Cape May
Whistle tips go Whoo whoooo in Cape May
the school where kids go when their gay, have skill issue, or vape everyday and lungs are about to disintegrate.
Steve: Yea I go to cape may tech
Karl: Yea I go to MIDDLE township high school
Paul: So you’re gay?
A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.
I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!