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Common in fan fiction, a "Captain Jack" is a fictional character who is a projection of the author's wish-fulfillment to the extent that it spoils the story. From the TV series "Torchwood"; Captain Jack Harkness is the immortal and flamboyantly omnisexual projection of Russell T. Davis, an aging gay atheist
You'd better re-write that chapter. Brian is turning into a Captain Jack
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A music artist, most popular for his songs featured on DDR.
Man! I love that one Captain Jack song!
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An liquor store located in the Bismarck and Mandan area's in North Dakota.
Let's go down to Captain Jack's and get some booze.
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'Captain Jack' is the name given to a lad that 'harpoons' the 'Kracken' courageously and lives to tell the tale.
While they don't tend to remember the details in their toxicated state, others thoughtfully remind 'Captain Jack' of his adventures.
Usually quite often, in a banterous manner, dependent on the ferocity and ugliness/fatness of the Kracken. Being called Jack is also a factor.
Can be found at the same party as a 'chundersaurus rex'.
- 'Captain Jack! How're you feeling?'
- 'Whaaat?'
- 'Captain Jack? Y'know, you seriously harpooned the Kracken last night. So brave.'
- 'What are you on? I'm still hanging mate.'
- 'Ha, YOU BONED A FUGLY SLUT'
- 'Fuck.' (or other suitable expletive)
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When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.
Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night
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A character in the popular BBC series of Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood. Played by John Barrowman, MBE. Captain Jack first appeared in the episode " The Empty Child" . Unfortunately Jack dies in his travels with the Doctor but is reserected by Rose when she absorbs the time vortex , it is later discovered that he is immortal. In the Future Jack is knowen as the face of Boe. Jack is the first non-heterosexual character in Doctor Who. A flirt Jack has often been referred to as a "walking innuendo".
Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.
The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.
"But why is the rum gone?!"
All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!
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