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Superhero composed of five elements. Without any of these, he was the most useless thing ever, and even with these things, is still damn useless.
white kid: oh shit, we need CAPTAIN PLANET!
black kid: oh, no the asian kid's takin a shit
Latino kid: OK, i'll use heart power, the most contrived piece of shit ever.
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Captain Planet was a government conspiracy to makes people actually want to recycle. Just goes to show you how affective the government is, I mean just look at the show!
Don't do that to my Captain Planet, it is rather sensitive.
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A homo-erotic invention of Ted Turner.
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The "god" worshiped by the Democratic Party.
Just go to one of their environmental rallies and you will see Democrats praying to and worshiping Captain Planet.
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When a girl is having vaginal sex, as well as anal sex while sucking a dick, and is jerking two guys off, during this fiasco the guys totaling five put their hands to gether and yell "Gooo... PLanet!!!"
We Captain Planeted her.
Yo we CP'ed that ho, and we cleared the world of pollution.
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A TV "hero" who was summoned by a group of "planeteers" to defeat "eco-villans". The summon starts with "Fire" and continues with the rest of the planeteers with "Earth", "Wind", "Water", and "Heart". This, in turn, summons Captain Planet to save the day in this fictional TV show.
Also, it's a general internet fad for GameFAQs message boards, wherein each user starts the fad with "Fire", and the rest of the people are expected to follow through with the summon until the original "Fire" poster or sometimes another poster finishes the summon. These summons, when pulled off correctly are usually found funny, and make any topic off-topic and marked for deletion. Anyone who breaks said fad, is dispised.
Poster1: Fire!
Poster2: Earth!
Poster3: Wind!
Poster4: Water!
Poster5: Heart!
PosterX: With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet
<off-topic-ness ensues>
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Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.
yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.
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