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A male who masturebates non stop he has no remorse to his dick beating it till the skin peels off and makes a snake skin like shed and devores it
Alex is Captin Wankie because he won't stop fapping.
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.
Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.
you are by far thay gayest creature to ever walk this earth and you to have your butt hole plessured
Julius is such a fucking ass captin
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refrence to fag, or aka Andy Harris. Being a complete deush bag and playing and sucking on the shity hockey coache's poop
hobo was captin deushin with the lost poop
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A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.
That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!
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A word used in Massachusetts to describe a guy with big red cheeks
Markiplier is such a Captin Wing Ding!
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1. A guy thats kind of a gayass, but he's still cool.
2. A bubble.
I love Captin Beard!
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