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He love carpet.
He love desk.
He love lamp.
If you dont get that joke then go see Anchorman and then after that go see the 40 Year Old Virgin and then after that start watching The Office.
I like watching Steve Carell waxing his chest hair off.
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Steve John Carell
Funniest Man Alive
He has starred and co-starred in several films including
Bruce Almighty, Anchorman,
The 40 Year-Old Virgin,
Little Miss Sunshine,
Evan Almighty (the sequel to Bruce Almighty),
Dan in Real Life, Horton Hears a Who!,
and Get Smart.
In the hit show "The Office". He plays as "Michael Scott", a neurotic regional manager with ass-like traits.
He hits his coworkers with cars, hosts appalling dinner parties, and cries over dead chair models.
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID", is his favorite saying.
(after micheal (steve carell) agrees to stop speaking inappropriately in the "work place")
Jim Halpert: Does that include 'that's what she said'?
Michael Scott: Mmhh, yes.
Jim Halpert: Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott: Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
-Singing to the tune of American Pie-,
Michael Scott:
Bye, bye, Miss Chair Model Lady / I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice / We had lots of kids / Drinking whiskey and rye / Why'd you have to go off and die? / Why'd you have to go off and die...
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When the sex is so good you are unable to say comprehensible words.
I dicked my girl so hard she started going full Steve Carell
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The day Steve Carell was born who is the one worshipped by the church of Steve carell on August 16
Yay! It's Steve Carell day I'm so happy
Small person and takes it up the arse whilst being slapped on the forehead - Daniel Grady
Oh my friend once gave this girl a dirty Carell
Marie Carelle is an amazing and funny person. She is gorgeous but has an issue with her self esteem and does not always know her worth. Marie Carelle is usually thick and has curves. She is a baddie and can sometimes have a lil attitude but in reality she is the the sweetest and most caring person on earth. She has a great music taste. Marie Carelle often has mood swings but when she is happy she is enlightening the room and people love to be around her because she makes everyone laugh. You can always have fun with a Marie Carelle, but she is also always down for a deep talk. She won’t judge you for anything and is always going to be honest with you.
Him : That’s my bsf Marie Carelle.
Other person : Oh you are so lucky to have a Marie Carelle in your life!