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A carpenter is a legit, badass, problem solving, beer drinking, tang slaying, beast of a man!
Mary: man my dude is a pussy!
Mary’s friend: bitch you shoulda got you a carpenter! My man is the shit. Fixes everything and smashes like a beast!
Mary: well gotta Ditch this electrician!
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A chick who is an expert at nailing wood. In other words, a prostitute.
I was just looking for some local "carpenters" online.
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the act of a woman giving a hand job while holding a piece of sandpaper.
"dude! i almost went to the hospital 'cause that bitch tried to give me a carpenter"
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The name given to fans of Sabrina Carpenter, who is an actress, model, and singer
Person 1: Paris by Sabrina Carpenter is such a good song!
Person 2: You like Sabrina? I didn’t know you were a Carpenter!
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What Jesus did as his part time job lol
Jesus was good with handling wood lol him and his little fisher price carpenter toolkit
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To be lil' spooned by a strange man with nothing on but boxers for an entire weekend.
Matt was carpentered while in San Diego.
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One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.
Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.
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