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The at of taking a dump on your sexual partners pubic hair. This act is related to the bunker buster.
Matt carpet bombed Carol in a wild frenzy of sexual activity.
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Dropping facts as you walk through a crowded area. Similar to crop dusting, but to a higher level, usually accompanied with sharts.
"Look at the people cringe while they are trying to finish their Christmas shopping. I wonder what's wrong."
"Oh, I carpet bombed that whole area. BTW, I need to find a garbage can for my underwear."
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after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.
guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro
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To pull out right as you cum and squirt your cum all over the girl's pussy and/or pubic area.
My girl said that she had forgotten to take her birth control, so I just carpet bombed her.
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A large Jet continuously dropping bombs leaving a streak of explosions behind its path
Google "b-52 carpet bombing up close" and see for yourself.
After 9/11 Bush ordered a massive air strike on Taliban front line positions in the north of Afghanistan using a B-52 aircraft Carpet Bombing Taliban forces.
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The act of sending out a large amount of emails to women on a dating site such as "Match.com or "Plenty of Fish". This is accomplished by having several pre-written emails that are copied and pasted with reckless abandon to all potential dates or members of the dating site of the opposite sex, or same sex I guess depending on your persuasion.
The root name "carpet bombing" comes from world war II where B-52's would drop thousands of bombs over a broad area basically laying a carpet of bombs.
Therefore as a bombardier (guy responsible for dropping the bombs from the B-52) would lay a carpet of bombs over a European city one who frequently sends out mass emails to prospective dates on a dating site could also be called a bombardier.
"Hey Steve what are you going to be doing this evening?" "Well Jim I planned on going home from work, grabbing a bear and carpet bombing match.com for a few hours."
"Steve that sounds like fun", Yes it is Jim every time I carpet bomb I get like ten hot women lined up!"
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during intercourse the guy pulls out early and uses his penis as if it were a pump action shot-gun and blows his nut juice all over the woman's vagina.
guy 1 "..so i fucking pulled out and shot-gunned carpet bombed that bitch!"
guy 2 "nice"
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