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When one has diarrhea so bad that when they attempt to sit on a toilet, the pressure in the abdominal cavity builds, forcing excrement out of there anus earlier than they wish, leaving a trail of it high above they water level as they are sitting down. In extreme cases, the back of the toilet seat will also be affected.
Hell no... someone had just got done carpet bombing it! It was fucking disgusting; it was even on the back of the toilet seat!
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Texting every girl in your phonebook in a feeble attempt to get laid.
After he got belligerent, Stephan proceeded to carpet bomb until Ursula texted him back and something was set up.
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The act of trying it on with every girl in the club,works party,bar . until you strike it lucky.
John: man i really need to get laid tonight . Its been a month.
Paul: dont worry mate we will just carpet bomb the club it always works.
John: safe dude.
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A large Jet continuously dropping bombs leaving a streak of explosions behind its path
Google "b-52 carpet bombing up close" and see for yourself.
After 9/11 Bush ordered a massive air strike on Taliban front line positions in the north of Afghanistan using a B-52 aircraft Carpet Bombing Taliban forces.
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The act of farting at random intervals down a hallway (such as a school or hotel) so that the origin of the smell is unknown.
Aw man I just laid a massive carpet bomb on the 5th floor of that hotel
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The act of sending out a large amount of emails to women on a dating site such as "Match.com or "Plenty of Fish". This is accomplished by having several pre-written emails that are copied and pasted with reckless abandon to all potential dates or members of the dating site of the opposite sex, or same sex I guess depending on your persuasion.
The root name "carpet bombing" comes from world war II where B-52's would drop thousands of bombs over a broad area basically laying a carpet of bombs.
Therefore as a bombardier (guy responsible for dropping the bombs from the B-52) would lay a carpet of bombs over a European city one who frequently sends out mass emails to prospective dates on a dating site could also be called a bombardier.
"Hey Steve what are you going to be doing this evening?" "Well Jim I planned on going home from work, grabbing a bear and carpet bombing match.com for a few hours."
"Steve that sounds like fun", Yes it is Jim every time I carpet bomb I get like ten hot women lined up!"
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1. The act of accomplishing a task very thoroughly with an absolute disregard for the excessive waste of resources used in doing so that it may have been better just not to do it in the first place, but at least you win. This is typically done as an outright act of frustration and hubris. The sheer amount of over-zealous effort required to carpet bomb often makes the end result less than satisfactory.
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2. Having very vigorous and powerful, Zeus-like sex with a woman for a very, very long period of time.
1. I was so fucking pissed after getting a "F" on that last test that I carpet bombed shit out of this one. Twenty hours of studying the book word for word and I got a "C".
2. Yeah bro, I carpet bombed the shit out of her all night.
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