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Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!
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Prickly region that was shaved a couple days ago
"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."
A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.
Damn carpet shark's always in the way!
The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.
Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.
Another word for a very nasty vagina
Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.