carpet surfing: when you crash at a friends house after a night of drinking and are forced to sleep on the bare (and often rough) carpet, with no blankets or pillows
joe: "hey soldier, you still coming up to my place this weekend?"
eric: "ya, but it looks like im going to be carpet surfing...i don't have room for anything else in my bag"
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When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men
Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.