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A place to put your friends on Black Friday after they have broken several bones getting trampled
I had to cart him to the corner in order to preserve his body for his parents.
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The open-wheel series Championship Auto Racing Teams
CART once was the premier indy car series until the president of Indianapolis Motor Speedway started the IRL the Indy Car Series which is more affordable to run in.
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When you fart and cough at the same time.
When you fart and cough at the same time.
"Man I just carted"
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when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.
I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.
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THE premier US open wheel series, featuring fabulous venues, fantastic drivers, and rocking turbo-charged engines.
I thought if I brought my hammer to work every day, I could kill CART, but instead it is my beloved ego-tripping EARL that is dying.
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To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.
"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."
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