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sex between two nasty ass freaks who don't kno each others names but kno the karma sutra cover 2 cover.
this boy that was hung like a humpback whale was all up in me last nite, n our casual sex became full out formal, freaky sex... i was luvin it!
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When you don't like her enough to commit to her, treat her right and spend time and effort into building a real relationship.
-He said he wants casual sex what does that even mean?
-Honey if he really cared about you he wouldnt have put himself in a position to lose you. Please protect your mind and heart.
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Sex with NO strings attached. (: You know the good kind of sex...
"so, i called sally over man, Im gunna get some puss."
"oh, you to are dating?"
"Hell no nigga. we are just fucking..."
"isnt that...slutty?"
"HA! no. Its just casual sex."
"Dude, I need a 'causal friend' like that"
"I know, its the greatest, we fuck, she leaves, and i dont have to deal with.. 'HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT ANOTHER WOMAN!'"
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when two people who don't like each other romantically have sex. Also an extremely catchy song by the band My Darkest Days.
"It's just your typical, hardcore, casual sex"
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1. When your employer (or anyone you do business with) fucks you over. (Bonus if uniform attire is somehow involved.)
2. When a business makes its money from fucking over all or most of its customers.
I just got denied my yearly 10 cent raise because of those times I wore the wrong colored khakis to work. That's business casual sex.
Just got my credit card statement. They raised by interest rate based on my anticipated lateness next month. Business casual sex as usual.
the day of the week when you get blackout drunk and have sex with random strangers because you cant get pregnant.
please note: this does not make anyone a slut, cause when you cant remember it, it doesnt count!
Q-what are you doing tonight?
A-it casual sex friday what do you think
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A pretty good friend, probably works part time on a ukulele farm.
"Damn I don't know how to handle this guy I'm hooking up with."
"Ask Casual Sex Dylan, he's a pro!"