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The absolute horniest and most depressing possible version of down bad
John is Down Cataclysmic on Twitter
A category 3 level of being down bad, being down cataclysmic can only be used to describe someone willing to go so low that one would have to otherwise be insane to commit such acts. Down Cataclysmic is so bad that one does not even need to respond with a sentence, they can just say "Down cataclysmic".
Similar to down horrendous and down bad, but much much worse.
"I took an 8 hour plane ride and $140 dollar Uber to see her, but she was busy that day, so I jerked off to her Bitmoji in the public bathroom and then went home."
"Down Cataclysmic.
This is the worst instance of down bad any human being could ever experience.
Boy 1: Yo dude did you here, that guy that jerked off to the sound of her voice
Boy 2: That guy is down cataclysmic.
While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.
Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.
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when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.
Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.
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The ultimatum of our universe's existence. Sometime, in the next 100 trillion years, when all of the stars have faded out, a great, powerful force will take hold. A tidal wave of semen will wash over all of existence, enveloping it. The universe will be submerged in semen, similar to that of Rapture from the acclaimed game series Bioshock. The new powers of the semen tsunami will reinvigorate the universe, giving the stars a new source of power, Cum Power. This Cum Power will serve as the ultimate driving energy of existence. Planets will rise, with cum-adapted aquatic species.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.
"The Cum Cataclysm awaits!" shouted Steph, in public.
Bystanders stopped to look at him.
He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.
An expansion to World of Whorecrack that adds cat people, or "furries" as often known to the characters the player can choose, as well as "Whoregen," a species of slutty werewolves who love you long time. For all you normal people out there, just consider it the best thing since the military invented AIDS, since it keeps all the dorks and furries off the streets and quarantined the drama to the goddamn piece of bull game. Also see George Fisher.
Furry2252: So, do you think WoW: Cataclysm is awesome, or what?
AverageCoolWoWFAG28: Fuck you, furry!
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