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Catholic Priests

Queer Eye On The Altar Boy Guy

you know it's sad but true!

by damn fags July 21, 2004

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Catholic Priest

People who can celebrate the Catholic Mass and administer the sacraments. They have also gotten a bad rep because some Priests who have made very bad decisions, and we need to remember they arenโ€™t perfect and they are human too.

Catholic priests are really cool once you get to know them.

by #TheTruthBeTold July 22, 2020

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Catholic priest

A Catholic man of god with high status in their church, of whom likes to touch kids in an inappropriate manner.

"Patrick is a pretty weird guy, although it figures considering he's a catholic priest."

by Bankai! November 19, 2020

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Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball February 10, 2012

10207๐Ÿ‘ 9123๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment youโ€™re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christโ€™s sake, donโ€™t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christโ€™s sake, donโ€™t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

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