cba

can't be arsed
can't be assed
can't be asked

in other words, can't be bothered

July: DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK JIMMY
Jimmy: cba
July: Fuck you Jimmy
Bob: Classic Jimmy
Bill: Nobody likes you Jimmy
Jimmy: *slits wrist*

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CBA

stands for cryptobehavior analysis

the abstract art of inferring social cues through otherwise innocuous behavior

- Did you see what that girl did?

-Man, nothing has happened...

- Dude, put your CBA goggles...

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Cba

Can’t be arsed

I cba to talk

CBA*

The act of not putting any effort into revising for exams (hence the CBA) but still getting and A* or equivalent good grade.

Person 1:'I didn't revise at all for my French exam but I still did really well'
Person 2: 'Looks like you got a CBA*'

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cba

cba is another term for can't be arsed... usually used in IMing...

Izzy: mate, do you want to go into town today?

Emma: cba mate...

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cba

CBA = Can't Be Arsed.

CBA is a severe form of laziness.

Often comparable to a psychological/medical condition. CBA is most common in teenagers around the age of 16-17 years of age.

Person 1: You coming?
Person 2: Nah, I've got a severe case of CBA.

Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: I'm suffering from a chronic case of CBA.

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CBA

Cost-benefit analysis

These investment alternatives will be compared by using a CBA to determine the optimal investment path.

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