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celebant

Celibate for idiots. My friends tried to argue with me over it.

Hold up!!! What ya'll tryna say :kiss: ...You mean I homie can't stay celebant if he wants to??

by Joran September 16, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


celebs

People with to much money that usually have a very good plastic surgent.

What can I do for you today Pamela Anderson. I need a size ZZ.

by Billybob March 15, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


celebate

Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs.

"What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"

by Conslarfadarf October 18, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Celebating

Pertains to the act of not having sex. I.e. whenever one is not having sex.

I am celebating (i.e. I am not having sex).

by cica October 24, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


celebent

Someone who doesn't want to get with girls because they cause too many problems.

Matt: Geeze. Idk who to like. Too many choices and too many issues with each one.
Francis: Well personally..I'd just go celebent if I were you.

by stoisgod. April 17, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Celebate

v.
sel-eh-bayt

To masturbate in a celebratory fashion.

Home alone, and after winning the lottery, Daniel chose to celebate in front of the mirror.

by mmxjcl September 11, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Celebate

Failure to abstain from sex after a vow of celibacy. Pioneered by celebrities who announce celibacy, and then proceed to break this vow soon after.

Person 1: "What happened to Paris Hilton's 1 year without sex?"

Person 2: "She went celebate"

Person 1: "Fair enough"

by sarahh=) November 15, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž