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celebrity

spoiled junkies hoarding all their cash living in 200 bedroom mansions with personal servants and everything, self obsessed,caring only about their own wealth, and getting married/getting divorced about 10 times a year. Sure some celebrities have talent, but do they really deserve 10 million bucks a year because of how they look?

consider this, lindsay lohan is an actress whos job it is to play someone in a movie, but your next door neighbor is a fireman whos job it is to save lives. Which do you think is harder to do, putting your life on the line to save other people, or pretending to be someone your not? Now think about this, who gets paid about 30 times as much as the other person?

now think about this, a few years ago some guy saved another guy who was trapped in the subway rails by lying on him and pushing him to the floor, now that took some guts, while on the same day, jennifer lopez just came out with a new hit album two weeks later, the guy who saved someones life is forgotten, but people are still gossiping and saying how jennifers album is so "hot" in fact, years from now were STILL talking about how jennifer lopez is a great singer/actress/skank whatever

celebrities are overated and dont deserve fame, money, or anything else they take for granted, such as getting an airplane for christmas or owning 4 ferarris. stupid celebrity

by bob mckob March 4, 2008

193πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Celebrity

Just a regular person with lots of money and lots of attention.

Jack, "Would you consider me a celebrity?"
Frank, "Go buy me a soda."
Jack, "Think I've got a million dollars or something?"
Frank, "Then no."

by Lord Razzola February 18, 2008

67πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Celebrity

Could be considered to be a concept or perhaps an illness or condition.

It is important to distinguish between someone who is just famous and someone who is a celebrity however, the two are not mutually exclusive. Someone who is famous is merely well-known whereas a celebrity is someone who engages in celebrity behaviour, for example, appearing in β€œCelebrity” magazines such as OK and Hello in pictures designed to show how fabulously wealthy/good looking they are; appearing in magazines under such articles titles as β€œHow I lost 50 pounds in 4 days!” or β€œHow I overcame some kind of heartbreak!” like any evolved, thinking person gives a shit. For Christ’s sake, how insecure are these people.

Celebrities are confused. They have lost sight of what important in life i.e. spiritual fulfilment and well being of all people, and now cling to their own celebrity status as though it is that which keeps them alive. It has become the sickly sweet teat from which they must be constantly nourished in order to feel like a functioning member of society whereas in fact they are a plague on the society they crave acceptance from or a feeling of belonging to. We would all be better off if they just went away.

Theirs is indeed a cruel fate: their status suggests to them importance and acceptance yet they are simply one of too many soulless ciphers existing in some kind of sub-human circle of self-perpetuating self-promotion.

Posh Spice: a celebrity so helplessly self-absorbed that her own promotion is all she has left.

J-Lo: The one human being in the world upon which I would gladly wish death.

To name but two from an endless list consisting of unmitigated sewage constantly poluting our precious, precious world with their own bile.

by MPCmonkey February 9, 2006

109πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


celebrity

1. Modern day monarch.
2. Those with pride which exceeds dollars and "sense."
3. Social upper-class minority on similar evil level of sneakiness as a Lawyer or Politician.

1. "Queen Elizabeth, who? Long Live Her Majesty Jennifer Lopez, and her foul royal Hollywood underlings!"
2. "That guy's a real fuck. Look at the way which he struts around as if he were a celebrity."
3. "Power marriages, millions of unjust dollars, social 'elite' controlling minds across the nations; Celebrity power."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

150πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


celebrity

Only about 5% of celebrities actually have talent and contribute to society. Celebrities like Paris Hiltonare just a waste of oxygen and offer nothing besides sex appeal.

A celebrity is the thing of the past, with celebrities like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie there will be no future.

by Jersey Kid January 27, 2008

57πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


celebrity

ppl who just appear and act out in movies that ppl like following around instead of the ppl who actually put thought, time and money into making the movie. the only thing celebrities do are whine about their mini insignificant problems without even concidering that normal ppl have problems that actually MATTER and expect everyone to care. i might see some light in stupid ppl following singers around, but not actors. if neone can just go act in a movie or get $10 million per episode then all of us can or should! ppl who actually contribute to the economy should be the ones who get $100 billion a year.

they often have 10 marriages per year. they deserve to be miserable.

Me: "Hey, I just created the cure for Cancer, ended poverty and ended war."
Loser: "Brittany Spears got knocked up again."
Friends of Loser: "REALLY?!?!?!"
Me: "Fucking Assholes. you're all losers and you'll die losers."

the only ppl who are remotely interested in celebrities are poor lonely losers, old perverted computer geeks who still live with their parents and bimbos with eating disorders who despretely wanna look like another bimbo like jennifer aniston.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 25, 2005

194πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


celebrity

Someone who makes a fortune singing, acting and dancing yet posesses absolutley no talent in any of these fields.

Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpsons celebrity sister Ashley, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, etc...

by 44 September 2, 2006

51πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž