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1)One who does not have sex, could be for religious reasons
2)Sell a bit, and give some away. Ha ha ha...
1) Janey did not sleep with tommy becuase she wants to be celibate until marriage
2) A prostitute (or really anybody who has sexual intercourse) might say "yeah i'm Celibate.. Sell a bit and give some away!!"
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1.Unmarried or will not have sex for religeous reasons
2.Can be used as an insult
YEH well at least i get boys... its way better then being celibate like u, dearest!
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To abstain from physical relations with another organism, sheep, goat, or turtle based on religous beliefs, lack of knowledge, and/or ability to do so.
I told the turtle I couldn't because I chose a celibate lifestyle.
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Someone who gets no complaints about how terrible they are in bed.
Once the guy was no longer celibate he started getting the same complaints again.
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Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.
The guy has been celibate most of his life, almost like a monk.
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The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.
Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.
case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
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A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.
Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"
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