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When you have a partial erection, but someone thinks it's a cell phone in your pocket.
"Is that your cellphone?" asked the headmaster. "No, it's my boner," responded Ricky Red Pants.
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Something Drakes ex used when she needed his love
You used to call me on my cellphone late night when you need my love
A motherfucking amazing device that gets your head in the clouds
Self-aborbed, ignorant, or stupid behaviour, such as demonstrated by those walking or driving while using a cell phone.
The cashier is calling the next guy in line and he's too busy fiddling with the Hershey bars (with almonds). That's the most cellphonic thing I've seen all day.
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1524| Hottub: and btw, way not to realize I'm at lunch jerkoff.
1524| Hottub: err, that's "lunch, jerkoff"
1524| Kordos - Work: heheheh
1524| Kordos - Work: cellphoned.
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The ambiguous activity that takes place when one sees someone with their cellphone, but can't determine whether the person is texting or dialing a number.
Tim: "Hey, mom, who're you call-- text-- Uh, who're you cellphoning?
Mom: "Your mom."
Tim: "..."
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