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A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself .
People don't see you're alone if you're looking at your cellphone.
When you have a partial erection, but someone thinks it's a cell phone in your pocket.
"Is that your cellphone?" asked the headmaster. "No, it's my boner," responded Ricky Red Pants.
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Something Drakes ex used when she needed his love
You used to call me on my cellphone late night when you need my love
A motherfucking amazing device that gets your head in the clouds
1524| Hottub: and btw, way not to realize I'm at lunch jerkoff.
1524| Hottub: err, that's "lunch, jerkoff"
1524| Kordos - Work: heheheh
1524| Kordos - Work: cellphoned.
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The ambiguous activity that takes place when one sees someone with their cellphone, but can't determine whether the person is texting or dialing a number.
Tim: "Hey, mom, who're you call-- text-- Uh, who're you cellphoning?
Mom: "Your mom."
Tim: "..."
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