For certes

A shortened version of for certain. Almost wiggerish in it's tone.

It's spelling comes from the speech of Gonzalo in Act 3 Scene 3 of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" - "For, certes, these are people of the island—"

"Yo mate you want to hit up H-Town to cruise for bitches?"
"For certes mate"

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certs

Certificates or other documentation that can significantly qualify one for a better/decent job. Often of a technical computer/networking nature.

Fuck, getting my A+ cert was easy as hell to get after that course.

Congrats, I just spent 3k on a course to get my networking certs.

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certs

Short for Concerta, a medication which is commonly prescribed to people with learning disabilities. Often abused by college students.

I just wrote 8 pages off the certs

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certs

A: a delicious mint

B: a delicious mint used as a throwing knife

i pwnd jarret in the juggular with a certs and made him cough and sputter up some blood

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Cert

Irish slang
Short for certainly

"You going out tonight"
"Cert lad"

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Junior Cert

A useless test taken by all Irish teenagers halfway through secondary school. It involves learning a tonne of shit that you'll forget when you're 18 like everything else at school, only in this case the result has no effect whatsoever on your later life.

Kid: Why do we have to study so hard?
Teacher:It's all going to show up in the Junior Cert.
Unfortunately the conversation ends here as nobody has enough balls to say,'why the hell do we do the Junior Cert?'

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leaving cert

The last exam you'd take in an Irish secondary school that if u try to study for you'll turn from looking 17 to 42 years old, completely f*cks up your sleeping cycle and you'd be lucky to survive.

Jaysus did ye see Aoife after she did her leaving cert, she looked a f*ckin state, she did !