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A contest to determine the champion among a group of males who are either a: under the influence of some kind of drug, or b: in an alcohol induced state of competitiveness. The winner, as determined by the group watching the championship contest (who are obligated to judge impartially) wins the championship as determined by the contest.
After smoking marijuana in the Bun Shed, they decided Colin would jump down the snow covered hill first in the championship contest.
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1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.
2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.
The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.
Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!
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When you are vigorously fucking a midget from the back and just before completion you lift her in the air as you would a trophy. While the "trophy" is in the air you will rain down your own natural "confetti", also known as leche in costa rica. Once the confetti has stopped raining down, the midget is passed to your friends/teammates to start the process again. After everyone has had a turn with the trophy, she will then be prominently displayed in a glass case to immortalize the blood sweat and tears that were neccessary to win the championship.
Teammate #1 - Last night we took Gina McShortlegs home and made her a championship trophy.
Teammate #2 - Where is she now?
Teammate #1 - Locked in my basement.
The annual championship game where any team can turn up and beat the Green Bay Packers for the right to play in the Superbowl
Did the packers win the NFC Championship game?
No don't be stupid
John Cena won the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 21
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The ability to turn any word in the dictionary into it's most superior form just by adding the word "Championship" in front of it.
Non-awesome: "Water"
Awesome: "Championship Water"
Non-awesome: "Bagels"
Awesome: "Championship Bagels"
"It was not just a good powerpoint presentation, it was a Championship powerpoint presentation!"
As you can see, the Championship Prefix can make anything way more badass than it used to be.
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The make up of a true winner, few individuals contain this.
Few people have Championship DNA, Payton is not one of them.