Chanukah

Chanukah is basically Hanukah but for people who are chubby.

Person 1: Hey chubby person, are you Jewish?
Chubby Person: Why yes I am.
Person 1: So do you celebrate Hanukah?
Chubby Person: Nope. I celebrate Chanukah.

JACOB Chanukah

ANYONE WHO IS NAMED THIS IS SUPERIOR. they have a big ass cock xxxxxxxxl and can cop any girl they want such a fucking sexy beast

wow that guy must be a Jacob Chanukah he's soooooo hot