Chaunch burger

A person of low moral value, and/or someone who smells of rotten pussy.

Girl: Heey there hot stuff ;D
Guy: Awh hell naw! You couldn't PAY me to touch that chaunch burger! D:

ream that chaunch

to fornicate, usually in an especially aggressive and forceful manner. used by males in reference to sex with a female.

dude, you should ream that chaunch. itll be good for you.

Chaunch Burger

Some one that's always calling and blowing up your instant messenger

Stop! This goes no further, you couldn't pay me to touch that chaunch burger!

Chaunch

Someone who tries to act "hard" but they're a chubby white kid from the suburbs with a perm.

"Ryan is so hard, is he from the projects?."
"Not really, he's just a chaunch. His mom drives a BMW."