Check you out now

something you say when somebody has done something neat or funny

taylor: girl, i got high with my man yesterday!
sue: check you out now!

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im going to check you

I'm going to check you meaning in physical violence or lying through your teeth.

"im going to check you" rita when I see you!

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I was checking on you

usually said when someone is bored & wants to talk

person 1: hey i was checking on you
person 2: cause your bored right ?

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Check it before you wreck it

A call to action to remind you to inspect a person's genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases before engaging in sexual intercourse.

I hear you're going out with Roxy tonight. That ho has been around, so make sure you check it before you wreck it.

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can you check me?

when a girl asks a friend or s/o to look and see if she has period stains on her pants

-"hey can you check me?"
-"yeah, you're good"

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check yourself before you shrek yourself

Stepping back and looking at your actions before daring to enter Shreks swamp.

Idiot: Man this forest looks nice i think its where shrek lives! Lets investigate.
Me:Bro you better check yourself before you shrek yourself

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Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.

"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."

"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"

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