cheed

when the penis is 3 cm around and about a two feet long, opposite of chode

do they really exist?

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Cheed

its like a chode but its the opposite. meaning your dick is longer than the width.

Girl: Damn your cheed is gross
Guy: At least its not a chode
Girl: Thats true!

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cheed

A term for being under the influence of marijuana, abbreviated from the phrase chink eyed, referring to the eyelid becoming squinted (Term only applies when the individual is very high)

That's some good weed, I'm pretty cheed right now

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Cheed

had sexual intercourse with someone. Another word for screwed, banged, boinked, etc. Also if you got beat really bad whether in a sports game or fight.

"He came up to my room and we cheed."

(After getting destroyed in a football game) "Dude we just got cheed."

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cheed

A word that a certain Nick is forever forbidden to say. Comes from ancient cousin tradition.

"Hey Blake"

"What"

"I have to tell Mom something"

"What do you have to tell her?"

"Cheed"

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Hairy Cheed

Exactly Like A Cheed ,But with the addition of a monstrous amount of hair. AKA Bush, Afro, Mop.

EX1 (in the locker room)
Dude You have a hairy cheed! shave that shit!

EX2
Michelle wouldn't have sex with him because he wouldn't shave his hairy cheed.

Cheed you

A phrase used when people end their sentence with a name to make it sound like that person had sex with who they were talkin about.

Boy 1: "So you think Denzel Washington is ugly?
Girl: "No he's gorgeous! I think you meant Michael Moore."
Boy 2: "Cheed you!"

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