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Part 1: While having anal sex with a woman, pull out when you're ready to cum, spit on her back so she thinks you have, then blow in her face when she turns around.
Part 2: After blowing in her face, punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the cum, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
Part 3: When she's knocked out from the punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by shitting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your ass, so it looks like a bowtie.
Part 4: Make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man alive.
Dude, I totally just pulled of a houdini cheescake bowtie last night. The girl was so impressed that it worked, she wasn't even mad, but she congratulated me on my epicness when she regained consciousness.
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When a man forces his wife to eat a urinal cake covered in semen and forcibly kidnaps her to Venezuela. After 2 days the man comes out of the hotel shower ass-naked and shits all over the woman's face before rubbing the shit off with his bare dick and making his wife deep throat it for 16 hours straight. After all of that the woman has to endure her husband choking her to death with a giant piece of Swiss cheese, before the man fucks the dead body until his dick gets stuck. He then cuts off his dick and eats the decomposed vagina with 87% of his dick still inside. The tasty vagina is a Venezuelan Cheescake.
Your Fat Mom: I think John just made some Venezuelan Cheescake.
Police: FUKIN MURDERUR KIL HIMM NOWOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Puerto Rican cheescake is when you pour fondu into a fat girls ass and eat it
Lawrence gave Salena a Puerto Rican cheescake in chelan
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A Strawberry Cheesecake is when you go down on a female, and find out not only is she on her period, but she has a yeast infection.
I thought I was in for a rainbow kiss with my GF, but it ended up being a Strawberry Cheescake.