cheese

When you don't want your parents to know you're talking about cocaine so you say cheese instead; can be substituted for cheddar, gouda, havarti or any other type of delicious cheese variety.

Boy: Hey mom, billy got some really nice cheese at his house do you mind if I sleep over tonight?
Mom: Sure, son. Have fun!
Boy: Thanks, mom!

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cheese

v. 1. to trick, convince, cheat, steal on or fool. to pull the wool over ones eyes
2. slacking off at a responsibility
3. to use a loophole, glitch or shistey manuever

1. tom cheesed bill, he sold him a beat 8th
2. i told tom to go cut the backyard and all he did was cheese the whole time
3. bill got off for murder because the cops fumbled evidence, he totally cheesed his way out of that one

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cheese

The celebration of what happens when milk goes off big-time stylee.

"That cheese I found in your fridge was pretty good."
"I didn't have any cheese in there."

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cheese

A solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged.

"Cheese is mad good shit."

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cheese

A "do or die" tactic in strategy games, mainly StarCraft. Usually a cheese will result in a very early win, but a failure to execute said cheese will usually end in an instant loss die to complete lack of in-game economy.

Man, I've been trying to win some more matches in the ladder and I keep getting cheesed.

6 Pool is cheese.

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cheese

a yellow block of cheese

that cheese was good

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cheese

best thing ever

big brain guy: cheese is the best
dumbass with no life: no cheese sucks dick

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